I love yall. Lowkey I wouldn’t be the way I am without yall. But come one, yall gotta give me a break. Let me tell you why…

I am a WOMAN. I am not the same as you. I’m not even the same as other women. But I digress….

You bastards have to have a little more patience with us. There are things that you’re just not gonna understand about us, PERIOD. We take too long getting ready? Well I wish all I had to do was brush my hair a few times, throw on some clothes and leave but I CAN’T. Getting hair and makeup ready takes up half of the time!!

Also, some of us are different, but if you want to REALLY make us happy, don’t take us to A BAR for enjoyment. Give us MONEY, let us go SHOPPING, we will be some happy bitches.

Last night I went out with my pops and brother and I DID NOT ENJOY MYSELF. I didn’t come 7,000 miles to the other side of the world to be taken to a damn BAR on the AIR FORCE

/endrant :3