powercunt:

christianaaa:

Well basically…

“It was a really quiet Tumblr night and all through the web,
all the bloggers were bloggin’, tucked away in their beds.
Then a girl named Riah, with some really saggy tits,
posted a picture of her sucking on the dick.
It was edited horribly, with effects on her Macbook Pro,
her hair was all tied up, in some du-rag bandeau.
All the bloggers were in awe, none impressed by her stunt,
so they reblogged the shit out of the picture, to show that little cunt.
Tons of hate mail was sent, hundreds of anons and all,
came far and wide to point, laugh, and have a fucking ball.
Riahh was shunned off of the Tumblr for good,
until she came back, thinking that she could.
But the bloggers on Tumblr, we never forget, thus,
making the day she posted that picture, her number one regret.
Now it exists on internet, and everywhere in the land,
if you Google “riahh suck dick,” you’ll find her, dick in hand.”

That’s it, in a nutshell.

Yo, I.. damn.

*flatlines*